Things I get paint on:

-Tim Tam wrappers

-newspaper from 1997 (still the same murders and trivia)

-my favourite bed socks (!)

-my every other piece of clothing (paint only washes out with a dedicated mother, therefore, my stains stay)

-Revolver (by the almighty Beatles) album cover

-dead cells (i.e. hair and nails)

-sometimes my eyes...

-OH concrete in the little art courtyard at school, but I had to scrub that off

and lastly, when I'm lucky, I get paint on a good canvas.